Apr 192018

2018 Holybull.ca Kentucky Derby Contest



Sal says as Sal slowly sidles off into the sunset that Sal says Sal will have one final Kentucky Derby Contest

Under The Bridge

There is no doubt about precisely when folks began racing each other in automobiles. It was the day they built the second automobile.
Richard Petty

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Music is the shorthand of emotion.
Leo Tolstoy

Sal says that in light of the recent horrific tragedy in Saskatchewan for the sur prize Sal will be donating money to the charity of choice of each of the winners.

Pick the first 4 finishers and their place of finishing in the 2018 Kentucky Derby

Points awarded:
1 – 57
2 – 33 1/3
3 – 13
4 –∏

Tie Breaker: $1.00 payout for the 2018 Kentucky Derby Superfecta

Price is Right Rules: Closest without going over.

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music.

Albert Einstein

Rock N Roll Music

10 bonus points awarded for the song that most aptly describes the horse you pick to win the 2018 Kentucky Derby provided the horse is the winner. 

I Will Wait

Sal says that Mumford might wait, but Sal says that time waits for no one.

Sympathy For The Devil

Sal says see if you can find a horse that goes with this song.


Johnny B Goode

How Soon Is Now

Once In A Lifetime

All entries must be received by Saturday May 5, 2018, 1:59:59 PM MDT.
E-mail your selections to: rumours@holybull.ca
Type – Holybull.ca 2018 Kentucky Derby Contest in Subject Line.
Include the charity that you wish the sur prize money to be donated to, your stage name, favourite city in Nunavut, song to describe your winning horse or how your horse wins Sal says he respects and will reward irony, T-Shirt size if you plan on finishing first (Sal says he has only one size fits many left, but you can still go through the exercise) and mailing address.

First Prize – 1 – 750ml Image result for red cup distillery logoShine (or $C cash equivalent), $50 gift certificate to a restaurant within 100 km of either your favourite city in Nunavat or a city of Sal’s selection, A one size fits many Holybull t-shirt, a surprise CD and a Sur Prize of a $50 donation to the charity of your choice.

Second Prize – $50 gift certificate to a restaurant within 100km of either your favourite city in Nunavat or a city of Sal’s selection, and a Sur Prize of a $20 donation to the charity of your choice.
Third Prize – $20 gift certificate to a restaurant within 100km of either your favourite city in Nunavat or a city of Sal’s selection and a Sur Prize of a $20 donation to the charity of your choice.

Limit of 3 entries per e-mail address, no restrictions on any employees or family

Contest open to all residents of the provinces of Alberta, British Columbia, Burgundy, Free State, Gauteng, Provence, Saskatchewan, Javakheti, Manitoba, Mpumalanga, Ontario, Quebec, Newfoundland, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island, states of Alabama, Amusement, Alaska, Anticipation, Arizona, Arkansas, Elation, California, Contentment, Colorado, Complacency, Connecticut, Despondence, Delaware, Paranoia, Florida, Empowerment, Hawaii, Idaho, Indiana, Euphoria, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Exasperation, Serenity, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, Misery, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, North Carolina, Tranquility, New Jersey, Bewilderment, New Hampshire, Lethargy, New Mexico, Fear, New York, Emancipation, North Dakota, Ohio, Enlightenment, Oregon, Panic, Pennsylvania, Panic, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Frustration, Texas, Entanglement, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Bewilderment, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Oblivion, Southeastern (Dông Nam Bo) Region, territories of Northwest, Nunavut and Yukon, especially the campus city of Whitehorse, and all of Georgia.
Contestants from other regions may apply for Sal’s Chartreuse card.

Void where fun is prohibited by Bull.
Cabin Rules apply.

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