2019 Holybull.ca Kentucky Derby Contest
Phil has a question:
If Sal’s contest has come and gone can Phil’s be far behind.
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
If you must play, decide upon three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time.
Pick the first 4 finishers and their place of finishing in the 2019 Kentucky Derby
1 – 57
2 – 33 1/3
3 – 13
Tie Breaker: $1.00 payout for the 2019 Kentucky Derby Superfecta
Price is Right Rules: Closest without going over.
10 bonus points awarded for the song that most aptly describes the horse you pick to win the 2019 Kentucky Derby.
The successful warrior is the average man, with laser-like focus.”
All entries must be received by Saturday May 4, 2019, 1:59:59 PM MDT.
E-mail your selections to: firstname.lastname@example.org
First Prize – Rough Magic, 1 – 1 Litre – 2019 Woodford Reserve Kentucky Derby 145, $50 gift certificate to a restaurant within 100 km of either your favourite city in the state of Apathy or a city of Phil’s selection, A one size fits many Holybull t-shirt and a Sur Prize.
Second Prize – $50 gift certificate to a restaurant within 100km of either your favourite city in the state of Apathy or a city of Phil’s selection.
Third Prize – $20 gift certificate to a restaurant within 100km of either your favourite city in the state of Apathy or a city of Phil’s selection.
Contest open to all residents of the provinces of Alberta, British Columbia, Burgundy, Free State, Gauteng, Provence, Saskatchewan, Javakheti, Manitoba, Mpumalanga, Ontario, Quebec, Newfoundland, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island, states of Alabama, Amusement, Alaska, Anticipation, Apathy, Arizona, Arkansas, Elation, California, Contentment, Colorado, Complacency, Connecticut, Despondence, Delaware, Paranoia, Florida, Empowerment, Hawaii, Idaho, Indiana, Euphoria, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Exasperation, Louisiana, Lethargy, Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, Misery, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, North Carolina, Tranquility, New Jersey, Bewilderment, New Hampshire, Lethargy, New Mexico, Fear, New York, Emancipation, North Dakota, Ohio, Enlightenment, Oregon, Panic, Pennsylvania, Exhiliration, Rhode Island, Satisfaction, South Carolina, Serenity, South Dakota, Torpidity, Tennessee, Frustration, Texas, Entanglement, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Bewilderment, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Oblivion, Southeastern (Dông Nam Bo) Region, territories of Northwest, Nunavut and Yukon, especially the campus city of Whitehorse, and all of Georgia.
Contestants from other regions may apply for Phil’s Philal Bull.
Void where fun is prohibited by Bull.
Cabin Rules apply.