2015 Holybull.ca Canadian Derby Contest
The Ennead²³ knows that Phil wouldn’t let the incompetence of the minions over at Horse Racing Alberta deny the Ennead²³ a contest opportunity.
Entries for the 86th Running Of The Canadian Derby (Grade III)
$200,000 FOR THREE YEAR OLDS
ONE AND THREE EIGHTH MILES
TO BE RUN SATURDAY, AUGUST 15, 2015
|1||Academic (ON)||Bear Stables Ltd. and Riversedge Racing Stables Ltd.||3/F||L||J Stein||117||T Rycroft|
|2||Blue Dancer (KY)||Derby Quest Farms Ltd. and Shot In The Dark Racing Corp||3/G||L||R W Walcott||122||G Tracy|
|3||Purple Heaven (KY)||Ted Graling||3/G||L||D G Lopez||122||T Bensmiller|
|4||Cowboys Don’t Cry (CA)||Rycroft, Tom and Stark, Dale||3/G||L||A A Reyes||122||T Rycroft|
|5||Witt Six (TX)||Henry S. Witt, Jr.||3/G||L||D Nelson||122||J Gourneau|
|6||Centrefire (AB)||Curtis & Darrell Landry, Red Diamond Stable and Highfield Stock Farm||3/G||L||S Williams||122||G Tracy|
|7||Quality Lane (KY)||Victor & Sharon Kleparchuk, Eric Dohei and Viking Stables||3/F||R Zenteno Jr.||117||J Petrowski|
|8||Bodhisattva (CA)||Jose Corrales and Pan Am Racing Stable||3/C||L||L Garcia||122||J Corrales|
|9||Xtreme Denigray (AB)||Ted Graling||3/G||T Maragh||122||T Bensmiller|
|10||Aztec Key (FL)||Dialed In Racing Stable, IndyRock Racing and True North Stable||3/C||L||K Carignan||122||C R Smith|
|11||Timeless Tales (AB)||Wilde Racing, Amber Buniak and Ryan McLean||3/G||R Lara||122||R McLean|
|12||Afleet in Time (KY)||Bob Butz, Fouad El Kardy and Rick Running Rabbit||3/G||L||P V Alvarado||122||R Diodoro|
Pick the first 4 finishers and their place of finishing in the 2015 Canadian Derby
1. 1 – 57
2. 2 – 33 1/3
3 3 – 13
4. 4 –∏
Tie Breaker: $
Difference in the Handle between the 2015 Canadian Derby Day Card (That’s all the races) and the 2015 Brad Gunn Day card at Century Downs (hint their handle was $95,580.00)
Price is Right Rules: Closest without going over.
10 bonus points awarded for best song to describe the horse you pick to win the Derby.
Might be a nice tune but if that’s when your horse is coming in you’re in deep.
All entries must be received by Saturday August 15, 2015, 1:59:59 PM MDT.
E-mail your selections to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Type – Holybull.ca 2015 Canadian Derby Contest in Subject Line.
Include your stage name, favourite city in Nunavut, T-Shirt size if you plan on finishing in first and mailing address.
First Prize – 1 – 750ml Yukon Shine Vodka or Gin (Please state your preference) (If Not Available Phil may substitute another western Canadian distilled product) (or $C cash equivalent), $50 gift certificate to a restaurant within 100 km, A surprise CD and a Sur Prize
Second Prize – $50 gift certificate to a restaurant within 100km, and a Sur Prize
Third Prize – $20 gift certificate to a restaurant within 100km and a Sur Prize
Limit of 3 entries per e-mail address, no restrictions on any employees or family
Contest open to all residents of the provinces of Alberta (even the QKB, the CCW and Undertaker), British Columbia, Burgundy, Free State, Gauteng, Provence, Saskatchewan (even the Shill), Javakheti, Manitoba, Mpumalanga, Ontario, Quebec, Newfoundland, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island, states of Alabama, Amusement, Alaska, Anticipation, Arizona, Arkansas, Elation, California, Contentment, Colorado, Complacency, Connecticut, Despondence, Delaware, Paranoia, Florida, Empowerment, Hawaii, Idaho, Indiana, Euphoria, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Exasperation, Serenity, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, Misery, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, North Carolina, Tranquility, New Jersey, Bewilderment, New Hampshire, Lethargy, New Mexico, Fear, New York, Emancipation, North Dakota, Ohio, Enlightenment, Oregon, Panic, Pennsylvania, Panic, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Frustration, Texas, Entanglement, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Bewilderment, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Oblivion, Southeastern (Dông Nam Bo) Region, territories of Northwest, Nunavut and Yukon, especially the campus city of Whitehorse, and all of Georgia.
Contestants from other regions may apply for Phil’s greenish card.
The QKB, the CCW, Shill or Undertaker have never entered any of Phil’s contests. Guess that’s cuz they don’t read www.HolyBull.ca.
Void where fun is prohibited by Bull.
Cabin Rules apply.