Dec 202017
 

If Sal was a tad more Politically Correct the title for this Post would be Yes Topo, There is a Mythical non-denominational secular non-gender nor sexual orientation specific Person who purportedly visits during the night before the anniversary of the date of birth of Jesus Christ and Justin Trudeau and countless others allegedly delivering gifts to supposedly deserving believing boys and girls.

But if Sal was a tad more Politically Correct Sal wouldn’t be Sal, Bears would stop shitting in the forest, one legged ducks would start swimming in squares, the Pope would convert to Buddhism, New Zealanders would give up sheep and Il nove sarebbe smettere di leggere Sal.

Sal won’t be wishing anyone a made up PC BS Happy Kwanzaa.


Incompetence is a better explanation than conspiracy in most human activity.
Peter Bergen


Before you read this article remember Hemingway salient words: Develop a built-in bullshit detector.

Vancouver Sun – BC Lions Name Former Eskimos Executive Rick LeLacheur as Club’s President

Sal says that after the Captain takes over it will be just like after Dennis Skulsky left – no one there.

Shut Out The Light

Sal says that the BC Lions loss is Alberta horse racing’s gain.

Sal has a tip for the Captain. Don’t go to close to the water as Sal’s not sure that deadwood floats.

Sal was wandering if the Captain and Tennille would reunite in Lotus land with Tennille becoming the first female coach in CFL history.


Sal may be a tad Crazy, but Il nove knows that Sal don’t do pop crap.


 Man cannot live by incompetence alone.

Charlotte Whitton


Crazy


NY Times – Rush – Realizing He ‘Used to Be Good,’ Don Cherry Recalibrates His Rancor

Making a Suit With Don Cherry

Don Cherry Coaches The Rick Mercer Hockey Team


I Make The Dough, You Get The Glory


Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
Fran Lebowitz

Phor Christmas Phil used to pheature Christmas Carols, tunes and quotes. Sal says iph you want Christmas tunes download White Christmas or About a Boy.

Sal says iph you want Christmas Spirit download The Bishop’s Wife or one of Phil’s Phavourites:

and be sure to serve it in a glass from the Bishop’s Wife.

Sal says iph you want Christmas quotes – Merry Christmas Quotations.


Booze news – “Bourbon” an essay by Walker Percy


People find ideas a bore because they do not distinguish between live ones and stuffed ones on a shelf.

Sometime Around Midnight


National Post – Warnica – Christmas movies, ranked: A top 10 featuring Bruce Willis, Jimmy Stewart and … Moses


What Christmas is All About


National Post – Edmiston – Christmas dishes, ranked: All the best comestibles, from eggnog to Bûche de Noël


Fairytale of New York


We are not naughty children, and the state is not our parent.
Heather Brooke


Sal says that his other Christmas wish is that Rico updates that dreadful pop crap they monotonously play every time he wins a race at NP.

Sal has a suggestion:

She’s Got You

Maybe not that song but that songstress has some pretty good pipes and a cellist to boot.


When I’m good I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.
Mae West


Ritvo also would like to try new betting options but he is being obstructed by the powerful Thoroughbred Owners of California, which cares only about those at the top. Ritvo wanted to initiate a second Pick 5 at the end of the card with the same 14% rake as the early Pick 5, which has proven so popular.

Unfortunately, Mike Pegram, who thinks TOC stands for Teamsters of California and he is the new Jimmy Hoffa, told Ritvo that if the takeout is going to be reduced, it will have to come out of the track’s share. He won’t budge a dollar.

Pegram was the driving force in jacking up the takeout on exotic bets to more than 23 percent, a move that threw Southern California racing into a tailspin from which it has not recovered.

Pegram made his fortune with a chain of McDonald’s. I wonder if he allows the help to tell him how he should run those businesses. Of course, I don’t wonder; I know the answer.

Horse Race Insider – Jicha – California racing needs Stronach more than he needs California racing


California Dreamin


One Christmas was so much like another, in those years around the sea-town corner now and out of all sound except the distant speaking of the voices I sometimes hear a moment before sleep, that I can never remember whether it snowed for six days and six nights when I was twelve or whether it snowed for twelve days and twelve nights when I was six.

Dylan Thomas


In Between Days


US Racing – Michaels – It’s Never Too Early to Think About the Kentucky Derby


The Rose


Bloodhorse – Precious – Governor Outlines Plans for Arena at Belmont Park


Need Your Love


Thoroughbred Racing Commentary – Manning – Photo special: now this is how to engage with the racing public


Train in Vain


The Globe and Mail – Waldie – Britain bringing back the beaver


Darling Be Home Soon


Q: Dear Mr. Grumpy Santa,
What is the perfect Christmas gift for a man? —Linda

A: If we’re talking a real man here, you can’t go wrong with whiskey. Last year, Mr. Grumpy Santa’s son presented him with a bottle of Four Roses Single Barrel Bourbon. Tears flowed.

Southern Living – Dear Mr. Grumpy Christmas


Son Of A Bitch


NY Times – White – The Composer Who Owns Christmas


Killing Me Softly


National Post – Brownell, Humphreys and Edmiston-  Two legacies, one dark mystery: Toronto elite reeling after violent deaths of Barry and Honey Sherman

EACH OF US HAS A NAME
Each of us has a name
given by God
and given by our parentsEach of us has a name
given by our stature and our smile
and given by what we wearEach of us has a name
given by the mountains
and given by our wallsEach of us has a name
given by the stars
and given by our neighborsEach of us has a name
given by our sins
and given by our longingEach of us has a name
given by our enemies
and given by our loveEach of us has a name
given by our celebrations
and given by our workEach of us has a name
given by the seasons
and given by our blindnessEach of us has a name
given by the sea
and given by
our death.
Zelda








Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything.
Plato

Sal’s Musical Interlude


If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music.
Albert Einstein


Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
G.K. Chesterton


The only truth is music.
Jack Kerouac

I Came To Dance


The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils; The motions of his spirit are dull as night, And his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted. Mark the music.

William Shakespeare


White Rabbit


My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.

Edith Sitwell


Sound Of Silence


There is nothing permanent except change.
Heraclitus

Changes


Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST.

Frank Zappa


The Boxer


No matter how corrupt, greedy, and heartless our government, our corporations, our media, and our religious & charitable institutions may become, the music will still be wonderful.

Kurt Vonnegut


Blood In The Cut


I’m just a musical prostitute, my dear.

Freddie Mercury


Something Just Like This


Most people die with their music still locked up inside them.

Benjamin Disraeli


The Boxer


Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory.

Percy Bysshe Shelley


Wayfaring Stranger


Music is the strongest form of magic.

Marilyn Manson


Personal Jesus


The poor are used to stifling any expression of their despair, because they must get on with life, with work, with the demands made of them day after day, hour after hour.

Georges Simenon


Brandenburg Concerto No. 3 in G major


And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.

Friedrich Nietzsche


Wicked Game


Beethoven tells you what it’s like to be Beethoven and Mozart tells you what it’s like to be human. Bach tells you what it’s like to be the universe.

Douglas Adams


Hymn of the Cherubim


Music in the soul can be heard by the universe

Lao Tzu


All We Ever Knew


Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without.

Confucius


All Along The Watchtower


After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.

Ann Richards


Show Me How to Live


There is nothing more to be said or to be done tonight, so hand me over my violin and let us try to forget for half an hour the miserable weather and the still more miserable ways of our fellowmen.

Arthur Conan Doyle


Thunder


A man should hear a little music, read a little poetry, and see a fine picture every day of his life, in order that worldly cares may not obliterate the sense of the beautiful which God has implanted in the human soul.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


Wayfaring Stranger


I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

Tom Waits


All Along The Watchtower


After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.

Aldous Huxley


Bohemian Rhapsody


Somebody’s boring me. I think it’s me.
Dylan Thomas


Hawthorne Sal

  One Response to “Yes Topo, There is a Santa Claus”

  1. TENNILLE/CEO DELIVERS A LUMP OF ROAD APPLES TO THe RUNNERS FOR XMAS

    Tenniale as usual spreading disharmony among the race industry participants has ASHA posting 2018 race dates with 95 dates and opening up the century mile, while the thoroughbreds have no signed contract and are looking forward to 60??? 2018 dates roughly half of their 119 days a decade ago!!!

    Captain Rick / chairman who signed a 3 year contract in January 2015( 5 yr???) becomes a free agent?? and heads to the lion’s den, I still wonder about his $4700 first class flight to Germany while STARKE the ministry flew for $1700. Fiscal responsibility for the lions doubtful!!!

    CENTURY posts another positive 3rd quarter earnings with the closing of a share offering of 4+ million shares @ $7.50 with $25 million going to the century mile, nothing but HOPE for the future of horse racing but at what cost for the small barns as the rich get richer!!!!

    EARLY ODDS for new CEO from industry insiders and the bee clean legislative staff

    JIM REED 4/1
    TIM REID 8/1
    DAVID REID 20/1
    BRIAN ALEXANDER 25/1 if he were a jiggy jogger 2,500,000/1 as a runner
    CHRIS ROBERTS 50/1
    YVES TURCOTTE 1000/1
    ROBERT NODA 1000/1

    Remember it is Tennille’s 76 birthday on January 22. Coal from the runners and diamonds from pacers.

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