2020 Boxing Day Gs Preview
samedi 26 decembre
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Kin Hubbard
The Boxer
Esquire – What I’ve Learned – Muhammad Ali
Esquire – What I’ve Learned – Joe Frazier
Esquire – What I’ve Learned – George Foreman
The Greatest Love of All
Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
Hunter S. Thompson
Phil has a question:
Did the Beachboys write the most accurate handicapping song of all times.
VOX – Trollio and Frank – Alex Trebek’s last episode of Jeopardy will now air in January
National Post – Crwaford – Alex Trebek’s legacy: ‘Ottawa’ would be the answer to ‘what is his favourite city?’
CTV News – What is Quebec? It’s one of Alex Trebek’s last Jeopardy! questions, and to nature lovers, a surprise gift
Speed is often confused with insight. When I start running earlier than the others, I appear faster.
Johan Cruyff
The Weight
Esquire – Paterniti – On the Road with the Big Red Dirigible of Christmas Love
Esquire – Stuart Thompson: What I’ve Learned
Horse Racing Nation – Stephens – Malibu Stakes 2020 guide: Odds, PPs and analysis
Show Me How To Live
Vox – The history of Jews, Chinese food, and Christmas, explained by a rabbi
Christmastime For The Jews
NY Times – Unemployment Aid Set to Lapse Saturday as Trump’s Plans for Relief Bill Remain Unclear
Phil has a question:
Does demented Donald think he’s Nero or The QKB and he can fiddle while Rome burns.
Sometime Around Midnight
Sometime Around Midnight
Paulick Report – Weekend Lineup Presented by Christmastide Stakes Day At Laurel Park: Showdown In The Malibu
Horse Racing Nation – Horak – Saturday’s Best Bet: Nasty can rebound in Lady of Shamrock
Mustang Sally
When anxiety is not attended to, it’s time to start worrying.
Esquire – What I’ve Learned – Jerry Stiller
Sloop John B
Horse Racing Nation – Santa Anita kicks off 84th winter-spring meet Saturday
Good Vibrations
Bloodhorse – Johnson – Looking for Longshots in the Malibu and La Brea
409
TDN – Nashville and Charlatan Face Off in Malibu
If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.
Mario Andretti
Phil has a question:
Will they use a starting gate or a Christmas Tree in the Malibu.
Did you have to click the link to check what a Christmas tree has to do with racing.
Shut Down
Phil’s favourite Shirley
Shirley Cha Cha
Why Shirley Walks That Way
Volvo Driving Soccer Mom
Bloodhorse – Litfin – Opening up Dec. 26 Presents From Santa Anita Park
Ghost Riders in the Sky
It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it.
Brooks Johnson
From “For the Time Being”
W.H. Auden
Well, so that is that. Now we must dismantle the tree,
Putting the decorations back into their cardboard boxes –
Some have got broken – and carrying them up to the attic.
The holly and the mistletoe must be taken down and burnt,
And the children got ready for school. There are enough
Left-overs to do, warmed-up, for the rest of the week –
Not that we have much appetite, having drunk such a lot,
Stayed up so late, attempted – quite unsuccessfully –
To love all of our relatives, and in general
Grossly overestimated our powers. Once again
As in previous years we have seen the actual Vision and failed
To do more than entertain it as an agreeable
Possibility, once again we have sent Him away,
Begging though to remain His disobedient servant,
The promising child who cannot keep His word for long.
The Christmas Feast is already a fading memory,
And already the mind begins to be vaguely aware
Of an unpleasant whiff of apprehension at the thought
Of Lent and Good Friday which cannot, after all, now
Be very far off. But, for the time being, here we all are,
Back in the moderate Aristotelian city
Of darning and the Eight-Fifteen, where Euclid’s geometry
And Newton’s mechanics would account for our experience,
And the kitchen table exists because I scrub it.
It seems to have shrunk during the holidays. The streets
Are much narrower than we remembered; we had forgotten
The office was as depressing as this. To those who have seen
The Child, however dimly, however incredulously,
The Time Being is, in a sense, the most trying time of all.
For the innocent children who whispered so excitedly
Outside the locked door where they knew the presents to be
Grew up when it opened. Now, recollecting that moment
We can repress the joy, but the guilt remains conscious;
Remembering the stable where for once in our lives
Everything became a You and nothing was an It.
For What It’s Worth
There’s no pensions for old prize fighters.
Jake LaMotta
Horse Race Insider – Pricci – UPDATE: WEIGHTED WAGERS; FOUR FROM SANTA ANITA, TWO FROM GULFSTREAM PARK
TwinSpires – Blog – Muccioolo – Early Pick 3 at Santa Anita on Dec. 26
Man in the Box
I once loved this game. But after being traded four times, I realized that it’s nothing but a business. I treat my horses better than the owners treat us. It’s a shame they’ve destroyed my love for the game.
Richie Allen
TwinSpires Blog – Scully – Santa Anita opening-day All-Stakes Pick 5 play
Take The Box
Horse Racing Nation – Macatangay – Saturday plays: Six picks for Santa Anita, Fair Grounds
The Letter
Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it.”
George Foreman
Paulick Report – Nate Newby: ‘A Better Day-To-Day Product’ Is Key To Santa Anita’s Success
Corruption is Africa’s greatest problem. Not poverty. Not lack of riches. Not racism.
Dennis Prager
NJ.com – Kwanzaa: Fake news about a fake holiday that I debunked long, long ago | Mulshine
Publius Forum – Huston -Kwanzaa: The Fake ‘Holiday’ Created by A Racist Con Man, Rapist, and Torturer
Phil has a question:
Don’t you wish that the founders of the cults would drink their own Kool-Aid.
On Kwanzaa do they retreat to their Kwanzaa huts and sing Kwanzaa chants.
On Kwanzaa do they retreat to their Kwanzaa huts and drink Kool-Aid.
On Kwanzaa if some one wishes you a happy Kwanzaa do you tell them to go fuck themselves in their Kwanzaa hut. Phil does.
Quonset Hut History
You know what takes effort? Being kind. Being patient. Being respectful.
Jake Tapper
NY Times – McNeil Jr. – How Much Herd Immunity Is Enough?
The Letter
ESPN – Keim – Washington Football Team reportedly settled sexual misconduct allegation against owner Dan Snyder for $1.6 million
ESPN – Keim – Dan Snyder says he’s being extorted by minority owner of Washington Football Team
Phil has a question:
Is business ethics an oxymoron.
Now, a very great man once said
That some people rob you with a fountain pen.
Bob Dylan
Dirty Laundry
Phil has a question:
How about the Washington Maytags.
TwinSpires Blog – Mucciolo – Turf Stakes Plays for Santa Anita on December 26
The Letter
TwinSpires Blog – Mucciolo – Dirt stakes plays for Santa Anita on Dec. 26
LA Times – Grief – Kawhi Leonard bloodied by elbow to face, exits early in Clippers’ win over Nuggets
Phil has a question:
Did Serge forget which team he’s on.
Don’t basketball trainers know how to stitch you up with a skate lace, no freezing and send you back out.
Did Kawhi leave Toronto cuz he’s too soft.
Locker Room Doctor – When Players were paid per Stitch
Locker Room Doctor – “Hey Man, Does This Need Stitches?”
Dance, Dance, Dance
TSN – Spiker – Canada begins their WJC title defence on Boxing Day against Germany on TSN
SportsNews – Kelly – 2021 World Junior Championship Primer: Canada seeks back-to-back golds
If you can’t beat them on the ice, you can’t beat ‘em in the alley.
Conn Smythe
Phil has a question:
When Conn Smythe commented that he’d pay $10,000 to anyone who could “turn Carnegie white” about Herb Carnegie, widely considered to be the best Black player in the years before Willie O’Ree broke the NHL’s colour barrier in 1958 was Smythe being racist or commenting on the reality of the then current NHL business situation.
I Make the Dough you Get the Glory
vendredi decembre 25 joyeux Noël
My favorite traditional Christmas movie that I like to watch is All Quiet on the Western Front. It’s just not December without that movie in my house.
Tom Hanks
Phil has a comment:
Watch the movie with Tom and stop your whining about how tough you got it.
All Quiet On The Western Front
My favorite traditional Christmas movie that I like to watch is The Bishop’s wife. I keep trying the finger trick but it doesn’t work with my glasses.
Phil M Stockmen
The Bishop’s Wife
There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed.
Peter Sellers
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
Alice Cooper
School’s Out
Phil has a question:
What is Phil’s favourite mathematics sign.
Don’t Stand So Close To Me
NY Times – Opinion – Wehner – The Forgotten Radicalism of Jesus Christ
Old Santeclaus with much delight
His reindeer drives this frosty night,
O’er chimney-tops, and tracks of snow,
To bring his yearly gifts to you.
The steady friend of virtuous youth,
The friend of duty, and of truth,
Each Christmas eve he joys to come
Where love and peace have made their home.
Through many houses he has been,
And various beds and stockings seen;
Some, white as snow, and neatly mended,
Others, that seemed for pigs intended.
Where e’er I found good girls or boys,
That hated quarrels, strife and noise,
I left an apple, or a tart,
Or wooden gun, or painted cart.
To some I gave a pretty doll,
To some a peg-top, or a ball;
No crackers, cannons, squibs, or rockets,
To blow their eyes up, or their pockets.
No drums to stun their Mother’s ear,
Nor swords to make their sisters fear;
But pretty books to store their mind
With knowledge of each various kind.
But where I found the children naughty,
In manners rude, in temper haughty,
Thankless to parents, liars, swearers,
Boxers, or cheats, or base tale-bearers,
I left a long, black, birchen rod,
Such as the dread command of God
Directs a Parent’s hand to use
When virtue’s path his sons refuse.
Behind the Mask
CBS Sports – Quinn – NBA Christmas Day schedule: Ranking every game, with Lakers-Mavericks, Nets-Celtics among headliners
jeudi 24 decembre
Edmonton Journal – David Staples: Kenney tackling desperate problem in our schools — and it could be the most important thing he’ll ever do
24
Phil Has a question:
How fast can you solve this one.
3, 4, 5, 7
How many solutions can you find.
Tiny Dancer
Thoroughbred Racing Commentary – McGrath – Ryan Moore: A great win on my first ‘proper’ international horse – and thanks to him I enjoyed LA properly too
TDN – Ross – Desormeaux Returns to Action After Rehab Stint
Redemption Song
NY Times – Live Updates: Republicans Stuck Between President and Party on the Stimulus
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Steven Wright
Brisnet – Scully – Sole Volante switches back to turf for Tropical Park Derby
Riders On The Storm
Brisnet – Reilly – Mucho Gusto, Sharing add luster to Dec. 26 undercard at Santa Anita
Resist the temptation to subject yourself only to that which re-affirms what you already think.
Jake Tapper
Phil has a request:
Please don’t pass this one on to all the chalk players.
Brain Pickings – Popova – The Baloney Detection Kit: Carl Sagan’s Rules for Bullshit-Busting and Critical Thinking
TSN – Seravalli – Provinces provide road map to potential green light for NHL’s Canadian teams
Phil has a suggestion:
If Ontario doesn’t agree how about Toronto in Saskatoon and Ottawa in Regina.
If Quebec doesn’t agree how about Montreal in Flin Flon or Prince George.
Flin Flon Airport
Whitney Forum
Flin Flon Bombers
1957 Flin Flon Bombers
Oh Canada
God Bless America
Quanta Magazine – Wilcox – The Mystery of Mistletoe’s Missing Genes
Get Back
Get Back
Bloodhorse – Litfin – Opening up Dec. 26 Presents From Santa Anita Park
Lola
Phil has a question:
When was the last time you had a Little Caesar’s Pizza
Everyone should work in politics to see how horrible it is.
Jake Tapper
Bloodhorse – Oser – Finite to Face Baffert Quartet in La Brea
Lola
National Post – Yasvinski – Finally, good news: Cheese is good for our brain
Lola
Sportsnet – Friedman – NHL will be aggressive in trying new initiatives amid hunt to grow revenues
Phil has a question:
When will we see signs on the top of the helmets.
Taxi Top Display
Taxi
Bloodhorse – NYRA to Ban Lasix in Stakes Beginning Jan. 1
Phil has a question:
Is this Clarke Kent and the Undertaker’s response to the Lasix issue.
D’Oh
Twist and Shout
The Cut – Davis – Living With Karens
Never ascribe to malice, that which can be explained by stupidity.
Robert J. Hanlon
Twist and Shout
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Steven Wright
Brisnet – Neulist – Who is Charlatan?
Long Train Running
Garden and Gun – Liles – A Southerner’s Guide to Backyard Winter Birding
Phil has a question:
Has any ornithologist studied the effects of most houses in Canada switching to high efficiency furnaces and eliminating their chimneys where the birds used to gather to stay warm and gossip in the winter.
Would you rather have birds in your chimney or bats in your belfry.
Never More
The Raven
Fun Facts About Bald Eagles
Don’t Let the Sun Go Down on Me
USA Today – Kyrie Irving Cleanses Court Burning Sage Boston Return
The Babe has a comment for Irving:
I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.
Babe Ruth
Lawyers, Guns and Money
Bloodhorse – Daugherty – Clydesdale Nurses Thoroughbred Filly to Future Success
Last Christmas
It’s said that All Hallows’ Eve is one of the nights when the veil between the worlds is thin – and whether you believe in such things or not, those roaming spirits probably believe in you, or at least acknowledge your existence, considering that it used to be their own. Even the air feels different on Halloween, autumn-crisp and bright.
Erin Morgenstern
Growing up, I was a little hippie kid. I went to some good concerts… Amnesty International with Bob Dylan and Tracy Chapman… The best concert I ever went to was this one at the Cow Palace my freshman year in college on New Year’s Eve. It was Pearl Jam opening for Nirvana opening for Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Summer Sanders
Adam and Eve are like imaginary numbers, like the square root of minus one… If you include it in your equation, you can calculate all manners of things, which cannot be imagined without it.
Philip Pullman
Some Time Around Midnight
mercredi 23 decembre
Happy Festivus
Financial Post – David Clement: Happy Festivus, for the rest of us
Don’t tell your problems to people: eighty percent don’t care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them.
Lou Holtz
TDN – FHBPA and Gulfstream Host Holiday Lunch for Backstretch Workers
Christmas Eve Breakfast
Tiny Dancer
HuffPost – Reuters – Daly and Lewis – Canada Rejects Chinese Takeover Of Arctic Gold Mine On National Security Grounds
There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law.
Abraham Lincoln
ESPN – Keim – Washington Football Team aware of Dwayne Haskins’ maskless images; QB apologizes
Phil has a question:
Which is worse – that Haskins is celebrating maskless with strippers or that he’s celebrating maskless with strippers when his team has an abysmal record.
Garden and Gun – Wilmes – 6 New and Distinctive Bourbons to Add to Your Collection
Normal is the average of deviance.
Rita Mae Brown
Bloodhorse – Ehalt – Mucho Gusto Returns From 10-Month Layoff in San Antonio
I wanted an electric train for Christmas but I got the saxophone instead.
Clarence Clemons
Tougher Than The Rest
CBC – Dryden – Police arrest 21-year-old at skating rink after bylaw officers say crowd violated COVID-19 regulations
HuffPost – Beattie – Canadian Celebrating 1st Christmas Shares Hilariously Accurate Observations\
Born to Run
The Great One
Roberto Clemente
by Tom Clark
So long Roberto Clemente
you have joined the immortals
who’ve been bodysnatched
by the Bermuda Triangle
When your plane went down
it forced tears out of grown men
all over the hemisphere
Al Oliver and
even Willie Stargell cried
You had a quiet
pissed-off pride
that made your countrymen
look up to you
even if you weren’t
taller than they are
No matter how many times
Manny Sanguillen
dove for your body
the sun kept going down
on his inability to find it
I just hope those Martians realize
they are claiming the rights to
far and away the greatest rightfielder
of all time
Bloodhorse – KIng – Speightstown Sons Nashville, Charlatan Meet in Malibu
Paulick Report – Golden – Malibu: McCarthy Remains Faithful In Underdog Independence Hall
TDN – Bill Finley – Horseracing Integrity and Safety Act Passes in Congress
TDN – Santa Anita Announces Five Finalists for Woolf Award
Riders On The Storm
Paulick Report – Omnibus Legislation Includes Key Tax Provisions, COVID Relief For Thoroughbred Industry
NY Times – Trump Demands Changes to Coronavirus Relief Bill, Calling It a ‘Disgrace’
Phil has a question:
Wasn’t $2,000 the number that the Democrats wanted for individuals, before the curmudgeon Republicans stepped in.
Phil has a comment:
Shut the fuck up Demented Donald. You had your chance to work on the bill but are too busy pouting like a spoiled brat.
Sportsnet – NHL teams begin to unveil advertisements on helmets
Phil has a question:
Will the Canucks resurrect their orange uniforms.
Sportico – Crupi – NBA and Turner Woo Gen Z with B/R Streaming App and Betting Info
mardi 22 decembre
Christmas Eve Breakfast
Paulick Report – Paulick – View From the Eighth Pole: Truth Or Consequences
Phil has a question:
What do you think the chances are of Maximum Security receiving the purse money from the Saudi Cup.
Paulick Report – Golden – Charlatan ‘Healthy’ For Highly-Anticipated Matchup With Nashville In Saturday’s Malibu
Brisnet – Reilly – Charlatan returns versus Nashville in superb Malibu
Phil’s cheering for the 5 to come storming down the lane like an Express Train.
Fivethirtyeight – Hickey and Libresco – The ‘Charlie Brown Christmas Special’ Dancers You Most Want To Party With
Darling Be Home Soon
California is a place where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
Walter Winchell
Bloodhorse – Angst – Horseracing Integrity and Safety Act Poised to Advance
NY Times – Benner – Barr Sees ‘No Reason’ for Special Counsels for Hunter Biden or the Election
Don’t be too harsh to these poems until they’re typed. I always think typescript lends some sort of certainty: at least, if the things are bad then, they appear to be bad with conviction.
Dylan Thomas
Phil has a question:
If every one uses Grammarly or one of its milquetoast equivalents will all writing soon sound like the same boring bullshit.
What does Grammarly or one of its milquetoast equivalents say to use instead of bullshit.
Horse Racing Nation: The Road to Kentucky Derby 2021 — after 9 prep races
The Guardian – Prideaux – Not a wonderful world: why Louis Armstrong was hated by so many
LA Woman
There are no real Californians. There are only people who live there and people who don’t.
Laura Kalpakian
National Post – Blackwell – Stopping a ‘virus’: Alberta judge again rebukes woman who claims Magna Carta invalidated Canadian law
Food 52 – Kim – The Lonely Legacy of Spam
Horse Race Insider – Pricci – HORSERACING INTEGRITY AND SAFETY ACT 2020 JUST MIGHT SAVE RACING FROM ITSELF
Thoroughbred Racing Commentary – Hayward – Fifty years of Eclipse champions: A walk down memory lane
The Bitter Southerner – Wooddell – A Child’s Christmas in Carrboro
It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.
Dylan Thomas
ESPN – Prior – Sluggish start dooms Pittsburgh Steelers on MNF as late-season losing skid reaches three games
lundi decembre 21
Huff Post – Shakeri – Canadians Share Love For Chapman’s Ice Cream After They Buy COVID Vaccine Freezers
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
Charles M. Schulz
Thoroughbred Racing Commentary – Gilligan – Asmussen & Sons: The family firm that gave us Steve, Cash and so much more
Paulick Report – Another Milestone For Asmussen As Joy’s Rocket Gives Hall Of Famer 100th Stakes Victory At Fair Grounds
LA Times – Cherwa – Horse racing newsletter: Put a period on this racing year
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
Lou Holtz
Paulick Report – Flood Of Northern California Horses Swells Fields, Boosts Wagering During Los Alamitos Meet
Malibu
Horse Race Insider – Indulto – INDUSTRY MUST LEARN TAMPERING WITH TRUTH IS NO VIRTUE, DISSENTING VIEWS NO VICE
Bloodhorse – Racing Post – Harding – Betting Shops in U.K. Could Remain Closed for Months
Bloodhorse – Zaajel Draws Off in Debut at Gulfstream
All I Want To Do
ESPN – Scarborough – Alabama Crimson Tide, Clemson Tigers, Ohio State Buckeyes, Notre Dame Fighting Irish to play in CFP semifinals
ESPN – College Football Rankings – Postseason
ESPN – Adelson – Notre Dame Fighting Irish coach Brian Kelly threatens not to play in College Football Playoff
Phil usually ain’t one to wade into college football as Phil pays more attention to sports where the ball is round, but the minions that set the rankings had a chance to give Kelly his wish and blew it by ranking Notre Dame 4th after they got routed by Number 3 Clemson when Notre Dame went in as Number 2. Notre Dame appears to have been feasting on marshmallows all season and when they finally met a strong opponent they just didn’t have. They should have been dropped like a hot potato rather than the minor tweak to 4th.
Phil has a question:
How do you rank a team 3rd when it has played only 6 games.
Deacon Blue
Don’t tell your problems to people: eighty percent don’t care; and the other twenty percent are glad you have them.
Lou Holtz
HuffPost – Trudeau: Canada’s Vaccine Rollout Is Ahead Of Schedule And More Doses Coming
Thoroughbred Daily News – Weisbord to be Released from Hospital After Successful Brain Surgery
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage.
“Hey, Doc, want to take a look at this?”
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, “So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $50k a year and you get the really big bucks when you and I are doing basically the same work?”
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic…..
“Try doing it with the engine running.”
NY Times – Dias – How We Survive Winter
Country Living – Mitchell – When Is the First Day of Winter in 2020?
Hazy Shade of Winter
The hard soil and four months of snow make the inhabitants of the northern temperate zone wiser and abler than his fellow who enjoys the fixed smile of the tropics.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Lines: The cold earth slept below
The cold earth slept below;
Above the cold sky shone;
And all around,
With a chilling sound,
From caves of ice and fields of snow
The breath of night like death did flow
Beneath the sinking moon.
The wintry hedge was black;
The green grass was not seen;
The birds did rest
On the bare thorn’s breast,
Whose roots, beside the pathway track,
Had bound their folds o’er many a crack
Which the frost had made between.
Thine eyes glow’d in the glare
Of the moon’s dying light;
As a fen-fire’s beam
On a sluggish stream
Gleams dimly—so the moon shone there,
And it yellow’d the strings of thy tangled hair,
That shook in the wind of night.
The moon made thy lips pale, beloved;
The wind made thy bosom chill;
The night did shed
On thy dear head
Its frozen dew, and thou didst lie
Where the bitter breath of the naked sky
Might visit thee at will
Hockey Song
Paulick Report – Ex- Louisiana HBPA President Jailed For Rigging Elections Running Again For Board of Directors
Audit of Louisiana HBPA Expenditures
Phil has a question:
Are the perks that would attract such a large turnout for an HBPA Board still there.
Has Alfortish asked Santa Donald for a pardon for Christmas.
Has Santa Donald asked Alfortish for tips in return for a pardon.
Has the QKB heard about the perks and thrown her hat into the ring.
Can the Lame Donald Duck do a Donald Duck impression.
Christmas
The Horses – Job Posting – Judge Standardbred
Phil has a question:
Will the QKB be submitting an application so she can supplement her egregiously large government pension.
Has anyone other than Mucka Singh ever performed anything close to an audit of the HRA’s books.
In the bleak midwinter
In the bleak midwinter, frosty wind made moan,
Earth stood hard as iron, water like a stone;
Snow had fallen, snow on snow, snow on snow,
In the bleak midwinter, long ago.
Our God, Heaven cannot hold Him, nor earth sustain;
Heaven and earth shall flee away when He comes to reign.
In the bleak midwinter a stable place sufficed
The Lord God Almighty, Jesus Christ.
Enough for Him, whom cherubim, worship night and day,
Breastful of milk, and a mangerful of hay;
Enough for Him, whom angels fall before,
The ox and ass and camel which adore.
Angels and archangels may have gathered there,
Cherubim and seraphim thronged the air;
But His mother only, in her maiden bliss,
Worshipped the beloved with a kiss.
What can I give Him, poor as I am?
If I were a shepherd, I would bring a lamb;
If I were a Wise Man, I would do my part;
Yet what I can I give Him: give my heart.
Bloodhorse – King – Spielberg Provides Drama in Los Alamitos Futurity
Phil has a question:
Would the Great One run better at odds of 99-1.
Lovers In A Dangerous Time
Horse Race Insider -HRI – Lasix Free Stakes at Gulfstream for 2021
Last Christmas
Paulick Report – Arkansas Derby Preps Can Be Lasix Free After State Signs Off On Revised Rule
Bloodhorse – Senor Buscador From Last to First in Springboard Mile
Phil has a question:
Does Senor Buscador get 10 qualifying points since he ran on Lasix.
Can you hear the attorneys firing up their engines.
Bloodhorse King – Prate Wins Fair Grounds Bow in Faster Time Than Stakes
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno
Bloodhorse – Grade 1s Kick Off Santa Anita 2020-21 Stakes Schedule
Home For A Rest
To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring.
W.J. Vogel
Horses
Pablo Neruda
From the window I saw the horses.
I was in Berlin, in winter. The light
had no light, the sky had no heaven.
The air was white like wet bread.
And from my window a vacant arena,
bitten by the teeth of winter.
Suddenly driven out by a man,
ten horses surged through the mist.
Like waves of fire, they flared forward
and to my eyes filled the whole world,
empty till then. Perfect, ablaze,
they were like ten gods with pure white hoofs,
with manes like a dream of salt.
Their rumps were worlds and oranges.
Their color was honey, amber, fire.
Their necks were towers
cut from the stone of pride,
and behind their transparent eyes
energy raged, like a prisoner.
There, in silence, at mid-day,
in that dirty, disordered winter,
those intense horses were the blood
the rhythm, the inciting treasure of life.
I looked. I looked and was reborn:
for there, unknowing, was the fountain,
the dance of gold, heaven
and the fire that lives in beauty.
I have forgotten that dark Berlin winter.
I will not forget the light of the horses.
Phil’s Christmas Riddle:
What would we call it if the entertainers Brynner and Burnett played a trivia game and finished with identical scores.
Yul Tied Carol.
Roses are reddish,
Violets are bluish,
If it weren’t for Christmas,
We’d all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
Enjoy a few of Phil’s favourite readings, Carols, Christmas and other songs.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
Phyllis Diller
Carol
Best Christmas Ever
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.
Les Dawson
Father Christmas
Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening
Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound’s the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.
The Little Drummer Boy
O Holy Night
Fairytale of New York
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want – and their kids pay for it.
Richard Lamm
Christmas Song
Solitary Man
Cold As Christmas
What Christmas is All About
Christmas Medley
Carole
The Sound Of Winter
Let us put our minds together and see what life we can make for our children,
Sitting Bull
Holy Night
Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minnesota
Little Drummer Boy
Snoopy’s Christmas vs. The Red Baron
What Child is This
One Christmas was so much like another, in those years around the sea-town corner now and out of all sound except the distant speaking of the voices I sometimes hear a moment before sleep, that I can never remember whether it snowed for six days and six nights when I was twelve or whether it snowed for twelve days and twelve nights when I was six.
Dylan Thomas
Coronavirus Rhapsody
Fairytale of New York
Carol of the Bells
Little Drummer Boy
God Rest ye Merry gentlemen
Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain
When the Earth is sick, the animals will begin to disappear, when that happens, The Warriors of the Rainbow will come to save them.
Chief Seattle
What Stephen Hawking’s final paper really means
Santa Claus is Coming
Red Hill Mining Town
O Holy Night
Blue Christmas
Sump’n Claus
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
O Holy Night
Mohammed’s Radio
Little Drummer Boy
What Child Is This
Tiny Dancer
Silent Night
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
Oren Arnold
Do They Know it’s Christmas
Thank God it’s Christmas
Rebel, Rebel
Little Drummer Boy
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Dennis Miller
Christmas
O Holy Night
The Season’s Upon Us
I Won’t Be Home For Christmas
Man On The Moon
Last Christmas
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas
You’re My best Friend
Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
All I Want For Christmas
Fairytale of New York
I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
Down at The Water’s End
Carol
Christmas in Hollis
It’s All Over Now
Christmas Tribute
Wicked Game
O Holy Night
Pretty paper
Hawkmoon
Ho Ho Ho
Santa
Stand By Me
Rain On Christmas
Phil M Stockmen
Winter off-season updates
With 109 views of the harness judge job posting in the first couple of days, and the perk of a rumoured $60k per year, with no accountability with Tenile on the appeal tribunal board, the guaranteed $$$ versus 5% driver/trainer fee looks appealing!
Clark Kent guaranteed return of full racing schedule for both breeds in 2021y without Lois Tenile lane to squeeze government coffers is looking like a longshot???