Kentucky Derby 148
Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.
When I first started racing, my father said, “Win the race as slow as you can.
$1 Superfecta – $321,500.10
1 – 57
2 – 33 1/3
3 – 13
4 – π
Tie Breaker: $1.00 payout for the 2022 Kentucky Derby 148 Superfecta
Price is Right Rules: Closest without going over.
If a tie breaker is not submitted with your entry you will receive the default tie breaker:
10 bonus points awarded for the song that most aptly describes how Kentucky Derby 148 will be won in this baffling Baffertless year.
10 points awarded for
That entry ended with 43.33 points.
Sal says that Sal had a song or two or three in mind that if you choose Sal wudda awarded you a $50 gift certificate to an unchained or small chain restaurant within 100 km of your mailing address or a city of Sal’s selection no matter how any of your horses ran. Sal says that Sal will give you a hint: This song has been used on Holybull.ca before. And it’s not The Rose or Ooh Las Vegas or LA Woman or Good Vibrations or Mess We’re in or Under Pressure or Where It’s At or Redemption Song.
Sal says that one of those songs was Bat Out of Hell. Sal says the other 2 will remain unnamed at this time.
Time travels in diverse paces with diverse persons. I’ll tell you who time ambles withal, who time trots withal, who time gallops withal, and who he stands still withal.
1. NorthSandra – 70 points $1 Superfecta $2,350.00
First Prize – 1 – Dom Delillo’s Underworld (Used), 1 – Lethbridge Bulls T-shirt, 1 – Kentucky Derby 148 1 litre Bottle Woodford Reserve Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey and a $50 gift certificate to an unchained or small chain restaurant within 100 km of your mailing address or a city of Sal’s selection plus a surprize.
2. 3 entrants tied with 46.33 points points
Camp Cook – $1 Superfecta $2,000.00
Sal will invoke the tie breaker rule for second place, but with a $6.00 difference when the superfecta is $321,500.10 Sal will add in a couple of bucks and award each of the other 2 a $20 gift certificate to a restaurant within 100km of a city of Sal’s selection. Sal supports local not multi-national chains.
Thorobet – $1 Superfecta $450.00
Flukey Lukey – $1 Superfecta $444.00
Results not official until Wednesday, May 11, 2022 6:66 PM MDT.
If you’d like a recount or review fill a box from a pair of brown wingtip shoes with brown folding money and as the deadline is just a few days past cinco de mayo a bottle of Mezcal and send via e-mail to Sal before Wednesday, May 11, 2022 6:66 PM MDT. Sal will have his willie, cudda, shudda, wudda, otta, mita panel conduct a judicious review of who wudda won if they wudda picked a different horse and how the race wudda been different if Crown Pride’s jockey hadn’t decided to make a drag race out of the first few furlongs and if Happy Jack hadn’t got restless in the gate and then came in on Mo Donegal and how you wudda had the AE if you were paying attention to the scratch board and the results wudda been different if Mike Smith wudda picked a different horse and wudda, shudda cudda willie bsum ada infinituma. Arithmetic may be difficult, so Sall may have to have some monster help.
If you think Sal made an error in entering your horses into Phil’s Atari 400 send Sal an e-mail to email@example.com before Wednesday, May 11, 2022 6:66 PM MDT.
The most important political office is that of the private citizen.
Louis D. Brandeis