Twas the Day after Christmas
And all through town
Horse players are rushing
To get their bets down.
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit.
Kin Hubbard
FiveThirtyEight – Lewis and Djupe – Where To Say ‘Merry Christmas’ vs. ‘Happy Holidays’
The great ones have a language all their own. We can guess at what made American Pharoah the racehorse of this generation, but we probably would be wrong. At that particular moment, late on a warm August afternoon, I only could feel how privileged I was to be allowed inside such holy ropes. At that moment, it was just me and the champ, breathing the same dusty air, savoring the quiet, and wondering what might come next.
DRF – Hovdey: Nine memorable moments and one quiet hour
The man who has no imagination has no wings.
Muhammad Ali
Edmonton Journal – Elford – Occupational, health issues plague Santa this Christmas
In case you were wandering how Santa can get all those presents under all those trees in just one night he has a secret helper.
LA Times – Peltz – Have gift cards become the modern day sweater? An expert weighs in
Horse Race Insider – Pricci – Campo To Discuss Harlan’s Holiday Incident with Gulfstream Stewards
TwinSpires Blog – Hanson – Beau Purple and other retrospectives in a year of blogging
TDN – Ferguson To Focus On Godolphin
Bloodhorse – Mitchell – Sheikh Mohammed’s Godolphin, Darley to Merge
Racing Post – Kerr – Boxing Day: what’s on TV and who to watch
Horse Racing Insider – Pricci – Tis the Season…to Open Santa Anita
Bloodhorse – Johnson – Will Shippers Dominate Opening Day at Santa Anita?
DRF -Illman: Santa Anita pick four for Saturday, Dec. 26
DRF – Hovdey: Santa Anita builds, hoping people will come
DRF – Privman – Santa Anita: Peering into the crystal ball
DRF – Free – New voices usher in Santa Anita winter-spring meet
Celebrate the Grand Slam Champion!
December 26 – Boxing Day
Opening Day Trackside Package
Bloodhorse – Bloodhorse’s 12 Days of Christmas
TwinSpires Blog – Pugh – Is Another American Pharoah Too Much to Ask for Christmas?
Phil has a question:
Is a new CEO and Chair at Horse Racing Alberta too much to ask for Christmas.
Perhaps in future horses should be considered as teams, including the trainer, owner, work rider and jockey, so that equine champions don’t find themselves at a disadvantage. Or perhaps awards should be clearer in their criteria, or simply put it to the public vote.
But that’s all for the future. We’re unlikely to find another American Pharoah for a while, so let’s take a moment to honour him for what he was. A horse, yes. But also the most accomplished athlete in America in 2015.
Racing Post – Walker – Pharoah class on the track and loved off it
Southern Living – The Grumpy Gardener – Bender – Five Truly Awful Garden Gifts
TwinSpires Blog – Caldwell – Woodchopper, Pago Hop on tap for Fair Grounds’ post-Christmas card
NY Times – The Upshot – Carroll – Drink to Your Health (in Moderation), the Science Says
Thoroughbred Racing Commentary – The brilliant filly they called The Queen of Queens
Bloodhorse – Johnson – Bill Hartack: A Kentucky Derby Master
TDN – Thornton – Winningest Honor Twice as Nice for Sullivan
Carryovers
Saturday, December 26, 2015
Fair Grounds
Pick 5 Jackpot $3,146.00
Gulfstream Park
Pick 6 Jackpot $8,187.00
Hawthorne
Super High Five Jackpot $271,214.00
Pick 6 Jackpot $6,923.00
Laurel Park
Pick 6 Jackpot $91,337.00
Sunland Park
Super High Five $2,067.00
Pick 6 Jackpot $820.00
Tampa Bay Downs
Super High Five $3,129.00
Turf Paradise
Pick 6 $856.00
Turfway Park
Super High Five $3,804.00
Guaranteed Pools
Equibase Carryovers and Guaranteed Pools
Bloodhorse – American Pharoah’s Crown Top Sports Story
Lousville Courier-Journal – Lintner – Pharoah finalist for AP’s top male athlete
Southern Living Barnes – Barnes – Sister Schubert’s Tips for Making the Holidays Easy
Phil’s Tip for Making the Holidays Easy:
Just don’t get too tipsy.
DRF – Grening – $100,000 races for juveniles offered in spring
Thoroughbred Racing Commentary – Sexton – The world’s 10 most expensive stallions for 2016
TDN – Finley – Velazquez Headed to Australia to Ride, Promote Animal Kingdom
This Weekend’s Stakes
Dec 26
Aqueduct
Damon Runyon stake $100,000 2yo State/Prov 8.32f Dirt
Gravesend Handicap (Listed) $100,000 3&up 6f Dirt
Fair Grounds
Pago Hop stake $75,000 3yo Fillies abt 8f Turf
Pan Zareta stake $60,000 4&up Fillies & Mares 6f Turf
Woodchopper stake $75,000 3yo abt 8f Turf
Gulfstream Park
La Prevoyante Handicap GIII $100,000 3&up Fillies & Mares 12f Turf
Sugar Swirl Stake GIII $100,000 3&up Fillies & Mares 6f Dirt
W.L. McKnight Handicap GIII $100,000 3&up 12f Turf
Japan Racing Association
Hanshin Cup GII $1,173,000 3&up 7f Turf
Laurel Park
Dave’s Friend stake $100,000 3&up 6f Dirt
Jennings handicap $50,000 3&up State/Prov 8f Dirt
Maryland Juvenile Filly Championship $50,000 2yo Fillies State/Prov 7f Dirt
Maryland Juvenile Futurity $50,000 2yo State/Prov 7f Dirt
Thirty-Eight Go Go stake $100,000 3&up Fillies & Mares 8f Dirt
Santa Anita Park
Daytona Stake GIII $100,000 3&up abt 6.5f Turf
La Brea Stake GI $300,000 3yo Fillies 7f Dirt
Malibu Stake GI $300,000 3yo 7f Dirt
Mathis Brothers Mile GII $200,000 3yo 8f Turf
Sunland Park
La Senora stake $85,000 2yo Fillies State/Prov 6f Dirt
Turf Paradise
Arizona Juvenile Fillies stake $35,000 2yo Fillies 6.5f Dirt
Lost in the Fog Juvenile stake $35,000 2yo 6.5f Dirt
Dec 27
Aqueduct
East View stake $100,000 2yo Fillies State/Prov 8.32f Dirt
New York Stallion Series (Great White Way Div.) $150,000 2yo Colts & Geldings R 6f Dirt
Gulfstream Park
Windley Key stake $75,000 3&up Fillies & Mares 5f Turf
Japan Racing Association
Arima Kinen GI $4,530,000 3&up 12.5f Turf
Hopeful Stake GII $1,173,000 2yo 10f Turf
Portland Meadows
Bill Wineberg stake $15,000 2yo Colts & Geldings State/Prov 6f Dirt
Janet Wineberg stake $15,000 2yo Fillies State/Prov 6f Dirt
Lethal Grande Oregon Sprint Championship $12,000 3&up State/Prov 6f Dirt
Oregon Distaff Starter handicap $7,500 3&up Fillies & Mares State/Prov 6f Dirt
Oregon Fall Starter handicap $7,500 3&up State/Prov 6f Dirt
Oregon Hers stake $12,000 3yo Fillies State/Prov 8f Dirt
Oregon His stake $12,000 3yo Colts & Geldings State/Prov 8.5f Dirt
Santa Anita Park
Blue Norther Stake (Listed) $75,000 2yo Fillies 8f Turf
Robert J. Frankel Stake GIII $100,000 3&up Fillies & Mares 9f Turf
Dec 30
Santa Anita Park
Kalookan Queen Stake (Listed) $75,000 3&up Fillies & Mares 6.5f Dirt
Dec 31
Aqueduct
Alex M. Robb stake $100,000 3&up State/Prov 8.5f Dirt
Fair Grounds
Louisiana Futurity $100,000 2yo Colts & Geldings State/Prov 6f Dirt
Louisiana Futurity $100,000 2yo Fillies State/Prov 6f Dirt
Santa Anita Park
Eddie Logan Stake (Listed) $75,000 2yo 8f Turf
Jan 1
Aqueduct
Lost in the Fog stake $125,000 3yo 6f Dirt
Jan 2
Aqueduct
Jerome Stake GIII $200,000 3yo 8.32f Dirt
Fair Grounds
Bonapaw stake $60,000 4&up abt 5.5f Turf
Gulfstream Park
Dania Beach Stake GIII $100,000 3yo 7.5f Turf
Ginger Brew Stake (Listed) $100,000 3yo Fillies 7.5f Turf
Hutcheson Stake GIII $100,000 3yo 6f Dirt
Mucho Macho Man Stake (Listed) $100,000 3yo 8f Dirt
Old Hat Stake GIII $100,000 3yo Fillies 6f Dirt
Laurel Park
Native Dancer stake $75,000 4&up 8.5f Dirt
Nellie Morse stake $75,000 4&up Fillies & Mares 8.5f Dirt
What a Summer stake $75,000 4&up Fillies & Mares 6f Dirt
Santa Anita Park
Midnight Lute Stake GIII $100,000 4&up 6.5f Dirt
San Gabriel Stake GII $200,000 4&up 9f Turf
Santa Ynez Stake GII $200,000 3yo Fillies 6.5f Dirt
Sunland Park
Bold Ego handicap $65,000 4&up Fillies & Mares 5.5f Dirt
Turfway Park
Wintergreen stake $50,000 4&up Fillies & Mares 8f AW
Jan 3
Santa Anita Park
Monrovia Stake GII $200,000 4&up Fillies & Mares abt 6.5f Turf
Jan 5
Portland Meadows
Crater Lake handicap $9,000 4&up 8f Dirt
Crescent Lake handicap $9,000 4&up Fillies & Mares 8f Dirt
East Lake handicap $9,000 3yo 8f Dirt
Mary Goldblatt Starter handicap $9,000 3&up Fillies & Mares 6f Dirt
McFadden Starter handicap $9,000 3&up 8f Dirt
Jan 8
Delta Downs
By the Light $75,000 3yo Fillies 7f Dirt
Jan 9
Aqueduct
Interborough Stake (Listed) $100,000 4&up Fillies & Mares 6f Dirt
Delta Downs
Big Drama $75,000 3yo 7f Dirt
Gulfstream Park
Fort Lauderdale Stake GII $200,000 4&up 8.5f Turf
Hal’s Hope Stake GIII $150,000 4&up 8f Dirt
Marshua’s River Stake GIII $150,000 4&up Fillies & Mares 8.5f Turf
Santa Anita Park
San Pasqual Stake GII $200,000 4&up 8.5f Dirt
Sham Stake GIII $100,000 3yo 8f Dirt
Tampa Bay Downs
Turf Dash (Listed) $100,000 4&up 5f Turf
January 10
Aqueduct
Ladies Handicap (Listed) $100,000 4&up Fillies & Mares 8.32f Dirt
Sunland Park
Pepsi Cola stake $85,000 3yo State/Prov 6f Dirt
Supreme Court of Canada – R. v. Riesberry, 2015 SCC 65
Bloodhorse – Novak – Stormy Lucy, Rusty Slipper Meet in Frankel
Swift Thoroughbreds and Bradley Thoroughbreds’ Goldy Espony will have to overcome a start from the outside post in a field of 12 in the $100,000 La Prevoyante Handicap GIIIT on Boxing Day Saturday, Dec. 26 over the Gulfstream Park turf as she’ll again try to lull the other eleven to sleep with pedantic fractions leaving them too much to do too late.
Bloodhorse – Goldy Espony Starts Outside in La Prevoyante
TwinSpires Blog – Scully – Da Big Hoss, Goldy Espony & Stonetastic highlight Gulfstream stakes
Lady and the Track – Laughter – Mor Spirit Hopes for More on Road to Kentucky Derby
Louisville Courier-Journal – Baffert’s Mor Spirit new co-Derby favorite
TDN – Pedigree Insights: Mor Spirit
2016 Road to the Kentucky Derby
The 142nd running of the $2 million guaranteed Kentucky Derby Presented by Yum! Brands (Grade I) will be run Saturday, May 7, 2016, and for the fourth consecutive year, a tiered point system in select races will determine who qualifies to America’s greatest race.
Race Track Date Points
Jerome Aqueduct Jan 2, 2016 10-4-2-1
Sham Santa Anita Park Jan 9, 2016 10-4-2-1
Lecomte Fair Grounds Jan 16, 2016 10-4-2-1
Smarty Jones Oaklawn Park Jan 18, 2016 10-4-2-1
Holy Bull Gulfstream Park Jan 30, 2016 10-4-2-1
Withers Aqueduct Jan 30, 2016 10-4-2-1
Robert B. Lewis Santa Anita Park Feb 6, 2016 10-4-2-1
El Camino Real Derby Golden Gate Fields Feb 13, 2016 10-4-2-1
Southwest Oaklawn Park Feb 15, 2016 10-4-2-1
Risen Star Fair Grounds Feb 20, 2016 50-20-10-5
Fountain of Youth Gulfstream Park Feb 27, 2016 50-20-10-5
Gotham Aqueduct Mar 5, 2016 50-20-10-5
Tampa Bay Derby Tampa Bay Downs Mar 12, 2016 50-20-10-5
San Felipe Santa Anita Park Mar 12, 2016 50-20-10-5
Rebel Oaklawn Park Mar 19, 2016 50-20-10-5
Sunland Derby Sunland Park Mar 20, 2016 50-20-10-5
Spiral Turfway Park Mar 26, 2016 50-20-10-5
UAE Derby Meydan Racecourse Mar 26, 2016 100-40-20-10
Louisiana Derby Fair Grounds Mar 26, 2016 100-40-20-10
Florida Derby Gulfstream Park Apr 2, 2016 100-40-20-10
Wood Memorial Aqueduct Apr 9, 2016 100-40-20-10
Blue Grass Keeneland Apr 9, 2016 100-40-20-10
Santa Anita Derby Santa Anita Park Apr 9, 2016 100-40-20-10
Arkansas Derby Oaklawn Park Apr 16, 2016 100-40-20-10
Lexington Keeneland Apr 16, 2016 10-4-2-1
ESPN – West – And let the party go on
ESPN – Ehalt – Bob Baffert merely reloads
TwinSpires Blog – Five Kentucky Derby Horses DeJulio Is Watching
ESPN – Cronley – A good year-end read
2016 Road to the Kentucky Oaks
Race Track Date Points
Santa Ynez Santa Anita Park Jan 2, 2016 10-4-2-1
Silverbulletday Fair Grounds Jan 16, 2016 10-4-2-1
Busanda Aqueduct Jan 23, 2016 10-4-2-1
Forward Gal Gulfstream Park Jan 30, 2016 10-4-2-1
Martha Washington Oaklawn Park Feb 6, 2016 10-4-2-1
Las Virgenes Santa Anita Park Feb 6, 2016 10-4-2-1
Rachel Alexandra Fair Grounds Feb 20, 2016 50-20-10-5
UAE Oaks Meydan Racecourse Feb 25, 2016 50-20-10-5
Busher Aqueduct Feb 27, 2016 50-20-10-5
Davona Dale Gulfstream Park Feb 27, 2016 50-20-10-5
Santa Ysabel Santa Anita Park Mar 5, 2016 50-20-10-5
Honeybee Oaklawn Park Mar 12, 2016 50-20-10-5
Sunland Park Oaks Sunland Park Mar 20, 2016 50-20-10-5
Fair Grounds Oaks Fair Grounds Mar 26, 2016 100-40-20-10
Bourbonette Oaks Turfway Park Apr 2, 2016 50-20-10-5
Gulfstream Park Oaks Gulfstream Park Apr 2, 2016 100-40-20-10
Santa Anita Oaks Santa Anita Park Apr 9, 2016 100-40-20-10
Gazelle Aqueduct Apr 9, 2016 100-40-20-10
Ashland Keeneland Apr 9, 2016 100-40-20-10
Fantasy Oaklawn Park Apr 9, 2016 100-40-20-10
Beaumont Keeneland Apr 17, 2016 10-4-2-1
Louisville Courier-Journal – Lintner – Borell lands training job at Gulfstream Park
TDN – Borell to Train for Drawing Away Stable
Borell saddled Runhappy to a track-record victory in the $1.5 million Breeders’ Cup Sprint – only for the little-known trainer to be sacked the morning after the race by the horse’s mercurial owner, furniture magnate James ‘Mattress Mack’ McIngvale.
Racing Post – Godfrey – Runhappy back with controversial new trainer
Bloodhorse – Hammonds – McLaughlin, Godolphin Take Two for Malibu
TDN – Rising Stars Take on Runhappy in Malibu
TDN – Lord Nelson Works for Malibu
Lady and the Track – Macatangay – Marking Can Upset Runhappy in Malibu Stakes at Santa Anita
Bloodhorse – Hammonds – Runhappy Center Stage for Malibu
TwinSpires Blog – Hanson – Champion-in-waiting Runhappy tops seven-horse Malibu
DRF – Free – Runhappy the boss of Malibu Stakes
From the Derby Bar and Grill Newsletter
RAILBIRD NOTES
BY GLEN TODD
HASTINGS NEWS BY GREG DOUGLAS
ESPN – Finley – Refusing to lose
LA Times – Sondheimer – Jockey Flavien Prat prepares to return as Santa Anita meeting begins
TDN – Om Eyes Mathis Brothers Mile
Bloodhorse – Mitchell – Om Looks to Rebound in Mathis Brothers Mile
DRF – Privman – Mister Brightside gets another shot at Om
Racing Post – Dietz – Noseda looks on as Mister Brightside returns
Lady and the Track – Macatangay – Hot City Girl a Theft Candidate in La Brea at Santa Anita
TDN – Cavorting Headlines La Brea
DRF – Privman – Cavorting makes final Eclipse push
Bloodhorse – Shulman – Cavorting Heads La Brea Cast
Bloodhorse – Novak – Palace Heads Gravesend for Curtain Call
TDN – Finley – Slots Money Gone, But Woodbine Fights Back
Racing Post – Scargill – British racing reveals price to become an ABP
TDN – Street Sense Filly Debuts a Winner at Gulfstream
HBPA Alberta – MESSAGE FROM PRESIDENT DR. STEVE SMITH
Bloodhorse – Kaigun Stretches Out Again in McKnight
January 15 – 17 2016
Sheraton Red Deer
3310 – 50 Avenue
Red Deer, Alberta, T4N 3X9 Canada
TDN – Uncle Mo New York-bred Filly Sharp in Big A Debut
Bloodhorse – Mitchell – Kentucky Trainer Flint Fined, Suspended
Bloodhorse – Lady Shipman to Kiaran McLaughlin
TwinSpires Blog – Old Friends announces arrival of Belmont winner Touch Gold
With A Little Help From My Friends
Bloodhorse – Sutherland-Kruse Reunites With Agent
TDN – Ultimate Accolade For McCoy
NOTE: This is your TWO WEEK Insider. The next issue is Jan. 7. |
$12 turkey dinner
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• Pick up your DRF and racing programs for Boxing Day
to share in $850 in prize money (Go to the VLT cage)
the Wheel for Christmas cash!
potatoes, gravy, veggies, cranberry sauce, dinner roll and butter)
taxes/gratuities = $20.15)
Bullet briefs . . .
BEGINS ON BOXING DAY AT SANTA |
DENMAN WANNABES: Former Oaklawn announcer (and hilarious imitator) Frank Mirahmadi (left) will call Santa Anita’s races from Dec. 26 to Jan. 3 and alternate with Golden Gate’s Michael Wrona (middle) who will call Santa’s races from Jan. 7 to 24. Meanwhile, the track is conducting a “worldwide search.”
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Trevor Denman
Will only call at Del Mar |
How do you replace a racing legend? That’s the task facing Santa Anita following Trevor Denman’s sudden announcement that he will no longer call the races at Santa Anita so he can spend more time at his Minnesota ranch and travel. He will only call races at Del Mar.
stations, dancing and light show by NuFrequency, door prizes, party favours and a chance
to win $1,000, all hosted by FAB 94.3’s Alix Michaels. Tickets $49.95. Phone 204-885-3330.
chicken, beef bourgignon, lemon-baked basa, various salads, chef’s cake and dainties
and more — all for just $15.75 ($20.15 including taxes and gratuity). Tickets available at the
VLT cage.
A touch of the tropics each Thursday
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THURSDAY BUFFETS TO FEATURE A TROPICAL TOUCH: You already are enjoying the best prime rib money can buy (certified Angus) and pasta station at Thursday prime rib buffets. For January, add a touch of the tropics — dishes with a tropical flair to warm up your January experience. (Example: Pineapple chicken.) No one will mind if you get into the mood by wearing shorts and a Hawaiian shirt. All you can eat, as usual, for $26.95. Jan. 7, 14, 21, 28. Book your tropical flight of fancy now at 204-885-3330.
Woodbine’s new
Tapeta track |
GOOD WEATHER AIDS TRACK-SWITCH: With temperatures in the double digits, Woodbine is able to move quickly in removing Polytrack and installing Tapeta, a different synthetic mix. The Toronto track has become the only track to buck the trend of returning to dirt after experimenting with a synthetic surface. CEO Jim Lawson sees it as the “next generation of racing surfaces.” Woodbine wants to have an all-weather surface that will withstand early spring and late fall rain. It will be particularly interesting to see how Polytrack horses perform on Tapeta. Every synthetic surface is different.
Where are they now?
by Rob MacLennan
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Winnipeg Futurity winner to race on Boxing Day at Turf Paradise
Watch for Don Schnell’s Heber in the Lost in the Fog juvenile stakes, the eighth race at Turf Paradise Saturday. It’s a tough wide-open field and the Winnipeg Futurilty winner has been assigned a morning line of 15/1. Also in the field, at 5/1, is Ready Intaglio who made a couple starts at ASD for trainer Eurico Martens. Also at the desert track, Jared Brown had a nice win with Believe Too running in the colours of Tom Payne. The recently-claimed gelding upset a first level allowance field and just hung on to get the victory. He paid $17.80 to win. Brown also notched on-the-board finishes with Two Bucks to Win, Destiny Knocks and Kathy’s Lil Secret. This weekend, look for Jack No, Scene Queen and Tom Kha.
At Fair Grounds, Jerry Gourneau’s talented gelding Witt Six missed the board but ran a very creditable race against a top-notch field including 2014 Preakness runner-up Ride on Curlin. At Delta Downs Gourneau had more luck recently with a pair of third-place finishes.
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A: Select the POOL TOTALS tab to the right of the RACE ENTRIES tab directly above the list of horses here (outlined in red). Now you can see all money in Win, Place and Show pools and percentage of the pool each represents. If you scroll down further on the Pool Totals page, you’ll also have access to all of the Exotic Pool Totals for that race. Purpose: You can see how much money was bet on a pick-4 or superfecta you played.
BONUS TIP – If you haven’t taken the multimedia tour of the new HPIbet system, you can access it anytime in the text links at the bottom of every page. Under the SUPPORT menu, just select the Take The Tour option. See illustration here.
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HISTORY ON THE HOOF: The best of Bob |
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Horse Race Insider – Pricci – Expect Many Hotly Contested Eclipse Categories
Bloodhorse – LaMarra – All Eyes on Showalter in Laurel Park Stakes
Bloodhorse – No Silent Aims to Make Some Noise in Daytona
Racing Post – Scargill – Moody faces bankruptcy as hearing adjourned
TwinSpires Blog -Top 10 “Nail Biters” of 2015 in American racing
Ledger Independent – The Latest: Woman bombed in bed feels for man arrested
DRF – Privman – Year in review: American Pharoah becomes the one
National Post – Rex Murphy: So why aren’t we celebrating saving the planet?
NY Times – OpEd – Weiner – The Year of the Toilet
National Post – Tucker – Sugar – We know sugar is bad for us, now it’s time to do something about it
NY Times – Sandomir – Ruling Could Help Washington Redskins in Trademark Case
FiveThirtyEight – Hickey – Enter The Christmas Special Thunderdome
The Globe and Mail – Sufrin – Anything but turkey: 26 ways to shake up your holiday dinner
FiveThirtyEight – Libresco – All The Ways Christmas Tries To Kill You
NY Times – The Upshot – Darlin – Why It Feels as if Christmas Began at Halloween
Phil’s Drink and a Flick
Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren’t for Christmas
We’d all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
The Globe and Mail – Berger – I’m Jewish, but I love the warmth of Christmas
Phil’s Christmas Riddle:
What would call it if the entertainers Brynner and Burnett played a trivia game and finished with identical scores.
Yul Tied Carol.
Enjoy a few of Phil’s favourite Carols, Christmas and other songs.
Christmas Card From a Hooker in Minnesota
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want – and their kids pay for it.
Richard Lamm
One Christmas was so much like another, in those years around the sea-town corner now and out of all sound except the distant speaking of the voices I sometimes hear a moment before sleep, that I can never remember whether it snowed for six days and six nights when I was twelve or whether it snowed for twelve days and twelve nights when I was six.
Dylan Thomas
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect.
Oren Arnold
Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Dennis Miller
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas
Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
Ho Ho Ho
Santa
Phil M Stockmen
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