Jul 032025
 

The Ringer – The Best Beefs of the 21st Century, Ranked

Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, ambition inspired, and success achieved.

Helen Keller

Where’s The Beef

Good Vibrations

In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.

Buddha

Humans From Earth 

The Ringer – Miles Surrey and Meghan Schuster – The Definitive Ranking of Beef (Literal Edition)

Paradise by the Dashboard Lights

Best Heirloom Tomatoes for Sandwiches: + Caprese Sandwich Recipe

The Ringer – Jodi Walker – The Lost Art of the Tweet Beef

The Ringer – Miles Surrey – José Mourinho Is a Truly Legendary King of Beefs

Electricity

The Ringer – Logan – Murdock – Draymond Green and the Razor’s Edge of Beef

The Ringer – Brian Phillips – The Vin Diesel-Rock Beef Represents Everything Beautiful About ‘Fast & Furious’

In The Air Tonight

But Martha doesn’t just have beef with the people responsible for the major traumas in her life. She also, and maybe most iconically, has feuded with pretty much any Martha-lite upstarts, even the ones, like Ina Garten or Blake Lively, whose careers she helped along the way. On Ina: “When I was sent off to Alderson prison, she stopped talking to me. I found that extremely distressing and extremely unfriendly.” On Gwyneth Paltrow: “She just needs to be quiet. She’s a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart.” On Rachael Ray: “She professed that she … cannot bake. She … just did a new cookbook, which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes, … and that’s not good enough for me.” On Blake Lively: “It’s stupid, she could be an actress! Why would you want to be me if you could be an actress?” 

The Ringer – Helena Hunt – Martha Stewart Has Plenty of Beef—but She Also Has a Point

Good Vibrations

Don’t fight a battle if you don’t gain anything by winning.

George S. Patton

Bitch is Back

The Ringer – Steven Ruiz – We’re in the Golden Age of Cornerback–Wide Receiver Beef

You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your art of war.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Proud Mary

For to win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.

Sun Tzu

Proud Mary

The Ringer – Nora Princiotti – Beefs, Both Big and Small, Bring Out the Best in Taylor Swift

All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Leo Tolstoy

Blame Brett

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Friedrich Nietzsche


Phil M. Stockmen

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