2021 Holybull.ca Kentucky Derby Contest
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one.
A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.
Pick the first 4 Official finishers and their place of finishing in the 2021 Kentucky Derby, Saturday May 1, 2021
Post time favourite will be substituted for any scratched horses unless you have already chosen the post time favourite or more than one of your choices is scratched, then second favourite will be substituted, unless you have already chosen the second favourite or more than one of your choices is scratched then the third favourite will be substituted, unless you have already chosen the third favourite or more than one of your choices is scratched then the fourth favorite will be substituted and so on. Phil feels like the old lady who swallowed the fly.
Watch all the horses racing closely.
1 – 57
2 – 33 1/3
3 – 13
4 – π
Tie Breaker: $1.00 payout for the 2021 Kentucky Derby Superfecta
Price is Right Rules: Closest without going over.
If a tie breaker is not submitted with your entry you will receive the default tie breaker:
10 bonus points awarded for the song that most aptly describes the horse you pick to win the 2021 Kentucky Derby or how your horse will win in this Vaccillating year.
All entries must be received by Saturday May 1, 2021, 2:59:59 PM MDT.
E-mail your selections to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Limit of 3 entries per e-mail address, no restrictions on any employment or familial ties. Phil heard that Sal will be entering this year.
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First Prize – No One Is Talking About This, 1 – Kentucky Derby 147 Bottle Woodford Reserve Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey and a $50 gift certificate to a restaurant within 100 km of either your favourite city in the land of Confusion or a city of Phil’s selection.
Second Prize – $50 gift certificate to a restaurant within 100km of either your favourite city in the land of Confusion or a city of Phil’s selection.
Third Prize – $20 gift certificate to a restaurant within 100km of either your favourite city in the land of Confusion or a city of Phil’s selection.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Contest open to all residents of the provinces of Alberta, British Columbia, Burgundy, Free State, Gauteng, Provence, Saskatchewan, Javakheti, Manitoba, Mpumalanga, Ontario, Quebec, Newfoundland, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island, states of Alabama, Amusement, Alaska, Anticipation, Apathy, Arizona, Arkansas, Authenticity, California, Contentment, Colorado, Complacency, Connecticut, Despondence, Delaware, Elation, Florida, Empowerment, Hawaii, Exhilaration, Idaho, Indignation, Indiana, Euphoria, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Exasperation, Louisiana, Lethargy, Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, Misery, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, North Carolina, Tranquility, New Jersey, Bewilderment, New Hampshire, Lethargy, New Mexico, Fear, New York, Emancipation, North Dakota, Ohio, Enlightenment, Oregon, Panic, Pennsylvania, Paranoia, Queensland, Rhode Island, Satisfaction, South Carolina, Serenity, South Dakota, Torpidity, Tennessee, Frustration, Texas, Entanglement, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, Bewilderment, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Oblivion, Southeastern (Dông Nam Bo) Region, territories of Northwest, Nunavut and Yukon, especially the campus city of Whitehorse and all of Georgia.
Contestants from other regions may apply for Phil’s Poopal Bull.
If the skies were able to dream, they would dream of dragons.
2021 147th Kentucky Derby
KENTUCKY DERBY – GI, $3,000,000, 3yo,
1 1/4m, Saturday, May 1, 2021
Post Time: 6:57 p.m. ET 4:57 MDT
Post position, horse, trainer, jockey, morning-line odds
1. Known Agenda, Todd Pletcher, Irad Ortiz Jr., 6-1
2. Like the King, Wesley Ward, Drayden Van Dyke, 50-1
3. Brooklyn Strong, Daniel Velazquez, Umberto Rispoli, 50-1
4. Keepmeinmind, Robertino Diodoro, David Cohen, 50-1
5. Sainthood, Todd Pletcher, Corey Lanerie, 50-1
6. O Besos, Greg Foley, Marcelino Pedroza, 20-1
7. Mandaloun, Brad Cox, Florent Geroux, 15-1
8. Medina Spirit, Bob Baffert, John Velazquez, 15-1
9. Hot Rod Charlie, Doug O’Neill, Flavien Prat, 8-1
10. Midnight Bourbon, Steve Asmussen, Mike Smith, 20-1
11. Dynamic One, Todd Pletcher, Jose Ortiz, 20-1
12. Helium, Mark Casse, Julien Leparoux, 50-1
13. Hidden Stash, Vicki Oliver, Rafael Bejarano, 50-1
14. Essential Quality, Brad Cox, Luis Saez, 2-1
15. Rock Your World, John Sadler, Joel Rosario, 5-1
King Fury, Kenny McPeek, Brian Hernandez Jr., 20-1
17. Highly Motivated, Chad Brown, Javier Castellano, 10-1
18. Super Stock, Steve Asmussen, Ricardo Santana Jr., 30-1
19. Soup and Sandwich, Mark Casse, Tyler Gaffalione, 30-1
20. Bourbonic, Todd Pletcher, Kendrick Carmouche, 30-1
Void where the prohibition of fun is essential for the controlling agenda.
Cabin Rules apply.