2022 Holybull.ca Kentucky Derby 148 Contest
Sal’s not gonna let that ridiculous spat between the hypocritical sanctimonious assholes that run CDI and Teflon Bob Baffert spoil the Ennead’s 2022 Kentucky Derby 148 fun.
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.
J. R. R. Tolkien
Pick the first 4 Official finishers and their place of finishing in the 2022 Kentucky Derby 148, Saturday May 7, 2022
If one or more of the horses you select is scratched before post time, the post time favourite will be substituted for any scratched horse unless you have already chosen the post time favourite or more than one of your choices is scratched, then second favourite will be substituted, unless you have already chosen the second favourite or more than one of your choices is scratched then the third favourite will be substituted, unless you have already chosen the third favourite or more than one of your choices is scratched then the fourth favorite will be substituted and so on. Sal feels like the old lady who swallowed the fly and he wanders why.
Too often we… enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
John F. Kennedy
1 – 57
2 – 33 1/3
3 – 13
4 – π
Tie Breaker: $1.00 payout for the 2022 Kentucky Derby 148 Superfecta
Price is Right Rules: Closest without going over.
If a tie breaker is not submitted with your entry you will receive the default tie breaker:
10 bonus points awarded for the song that most aptly describes how Kentucky Derby 148 will be won in this baffling Baffertless year.
Sal says that Sal has a song or two or three in mind that if you choose Sal’ll award you a $50 gift certificate to an unchained or small chain restaurant within 100 km of your mailing address or a city of Sal’s selection no matter how any of your horses run. Sal says that Sal will give you a hint: This song has been used on Holybull.ca before. And it’s not The Rose or Ooh Las Vegas or LA Woman or Good Vibrations or Mess We’re in or Under Pressure or Where It’s At or Redemption Song.
Time travels in diverse paces with diverse persons. I’ll tell you who time ambles withal, who time trots withal, who time gallops withal, and who he stands still withal.
E-mail your selections to: firstname.lastname@example.org
Type – Holybull.ca 2022 Kentucky Derby 148 Contest in Subject Line.
All entries must be received by Saturday May 7, 2022, 2:59:59 PM MDT.
Limit of 4 entries per e-mail address and 6 e-mail addresses per person; no restrictions on any employment or familial ties.
Sal says that he was planning on entering again this year and will, but Sal will not be playing for a prize. Last year Sal had Medina Spirit winning in one of his entries and Mandaloun winning in another.
Sal says he was wandering if this could be the year that Steve Asmussen or Brad Cox could win their first Kentucky Derby then Sal remembered Cox backing into his first.
Sal says that study is the essential quality for this years handicapping since there’s 116,280 different combinations in a 20 horse field.
The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses – behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights.
First Prize – 1 – Dom Delillo’s Underworld (Used), 1 – Lethbridge Bulls T-shirt, 1 – Kentucky Derby 148 1 litre Bottle Woodford Reserve Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey and a $50 gift certificate to an unchained or small chain restaurant within 100 km of your mailing address or a city of Sal’s selection plus a surprize.
If you can’t take the heat, don’t tickle the dragon.
Contest open to all residents of the provinces of Alberta, British Columbia, Burgundy, Free State, Gauteng, Provence, Saskatchewan, Javakheti, Manitoba, Mpumalanga, Ontario, Quebec, Newfoundland, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island, states of Alabama, Amusement, Alaska, Anticipation, Annoyance, Apathy, Arizona, Arkansas, Authenticity, California, Contentment, Colorado, Complacency, Connecticut, Deflation, Despondence, Delaware, Discontentment, Elation, Florida, Empowerment, Hawaii, Exhilaration, Frustration, Idaho, Indignation, Indiana, Euphoria, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Exasperation, Louisiana, Lethargy, Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, Misery, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, North Carolina, Tranquility, New Jersey, Bewilderment, New Hampshire, Lethargy, New Mexico, Fear, New South Wales, New York, Emancipation, North Dakota, Ohio, Enlightenment, Oregon, Panic, Pennsylvania, Paranoia, Queensland, Rhode Island, Satisfaction, South Carolina, Serenity, South Dakota, Torpidity, Tennessee, Texas, Entanglement, Utah, Vermont, Victoria, Virginia, Washington, Bewilderment, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming, Oblivion, Southeastern (Dông Nam Bo) Region, territories of Northwest, Nunavut and Yukon, especially the campus city of Whitehorse, any country, province, state, city or territory starting with an X or a Z and all of Georgia.
In line with the current sanctions no entries will be accepted from Russia or Belarus.
Contestants from other regions are free to apply for Sal’s Exemption Redemption Permission.
In all the years that Phil and Sal have offered their contests with prizes paid from their own pockets not even one person from Horse Racing Alberta ever had the guts to enter.
Wouldn’t you think that the Undertaker would think that a meal paid for by Phil or Sal was more succulent or a shot of Woodford paid for by Sal or Phil was more satisfying if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Q: Who’s a chicken’s favorite composer?
A: Bach, Bach, Bach.
If the skies were able to dream, they would dream of dragons.
2022 148th Kentucky Derby sans Baffert
KENTUCKY DERBY – GI, $3,000,000, 3yo
No Baffert trained thoroughbreds permitted.
1 1/4 Mile, Saturday, May 7, 2022
Post Time: 6:57 p.m. ET 4:57 MDT
|1||Mo Donegal||Todd Pletcher||Irad Ortiz Jr.||10-1|
|2||Happy Jack||Doug O’Neill||Rafael Bejarano||30-1|
|3||Epicenter||Steve Asmussen||Joel Rosario||7-2|
|4||Summer Is Tomorrow||Bhupat Seemar||Mickael Barzalona||30-1|
|5||Smile Happy||Kenny McPeek||Corey Lanerie||20-1|
|6||Messier||Tim Yakteen||John Velazquez||8-1|
|7||Crown Pride||Koichi Shintani||Christophe Lemaire||20-1|
|8||Charge It||Todd Pletcher||Luis Saez||20-1|
|9||Tiz the Bomb||Kenny McPeek||Brian Hernandez Jr.||30-1|
|10||Zandon||Chad Brown||Flavien Prat||3-1|
|11||Pioneer of Medina||Todd Pletcher||Joe Bravo||30-1|
|12||Taiba||Tim Yakteen||Mike Smith||12-1|
|13||Simplification||Antonio Sano||Jose Ortiz||20-1|
|14||Barber Road||Johnny Ortiz||Rey Gutierrez||30-1|
|15||White Abarrio||Saffie Joseph Jr.||Tyler Gaffalione||10-1|
|16||Cyberknife||Brad Cox||Florent Geroux||20-1|
|17||Classic Causeway||Brian Lynch||Julien Leparoux||30-1|
|18||Tawny Port||Brad Cox||Ricardo Santana Jr.||30-1|
|19||Zozos||Brad Cox||Manny Franco||20-1|
|20||D. Wayne Lukas||Luis Contreras||30-1|
|21||Rich Strike post 20||Eric Reed||Sonny Leon||30-1|
|22||Rattle N Roll*||Kenny McPeek||James Graham||30-1|
Void where the prohibition of fun is essential for the controlling agenda.
Cabin Rules apply.